People Suck

People suck. This has been established in so many different occurances in my short life. People suck because they relish the dramatic. People suck because they love power, especially when it's taken, not earned. They suck because they enjoy watching horror movies in which people are subject to the loss of their limbs and blood and usually life. They SUCK because this gives them a rise. I suck because horror movies give me a rise.
People suck because they try to use coupons in Kroger and when the new cashier doesn't understand how to use them, they fight to the last breath for their god damn 29 cents even if they have to drag the manager over. People suck because they search everywhere for the slightest opportunity to be assholes, as the asshole's common speech pattern is now seen as satire. People suck because they threaten to beat the shit out of someone who is your friend and when you tell them to go fuck themselves until the day they die, they laugh. People suck because they beat their children. They suck because they steal and lie and they're selfish and they look out for Number One.
People suck because they have no idea that Number One is not themselves. Number one is the guy standing next to you who just dropped all his shit on the floor. Number One is the janitor that has to clean up after everyone without being thanked for it. Number One is the invisible kid in the hallway, but before his silent subconcious snaps and he guns the whole school down.
People are superficial and pretentious and conceited and mean and vindictive and vengeful. I am vengeful right now. A thirst for a petty kind of vengeance is what drives me to write about how badly people SUCK. You suck. I suck. Everyone sucks. Maybe not all the time, but we ALL suck. Sometimes, all the time, every once in a while, everyone sucks. If you think you haven't at one point really sucked, you suck just because you think such a thing. People suck because I'm ranting in this blog and I've used all this parallel structure and anaphora, but it doesn't matter because no one will read this. And if they do read it, I won't ever know because they won't comment on it and I don't know this site well enough to know how to tell if anyone has read it.
Help me. I haven't been this angry since I saw school racism.